Creative Chocolates



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Man cannot live by chocolate alone — but woman can!

Life is uncertain — eat dessert first!

I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter....

There is nothing better than a good friend — except a good friend with chocolate.
: A balanced diet consists of items from the five major food groups:; dairy, grains, meats, fruits/vegetables, and chocolate.
: Coffee.... Chocolate.... Men....; Some things are just better when they're rich!

Nothing chocolate... nothing gained.

Anything tastes better dipped in chocolate.

Nobody knows the truffles I've seen!

Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!

I'll eat anything, as long as it's chocolate.
: I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process....; It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

Just give me the chocolate and no one gets hurt!

Ten excuses for eating chocolate:
: 1. I love it.; 2. I love it.; 3. I love it.; 4. I love it.; 5. I love it.; 6. I love it.; 7. I love it.; 8. I love it.; 9. I love it.; 10. I love it.

(On the other hand, who needs an excuse??)



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