Creative Chocolates 

Chocolate Quotes & Whimsy... from

 Creative Chocolates 



This section contains humorous, at least for some people, and whimsical quotes about chocolate.  Those quotes marked with an asterisk (*) are available imprinted as a 1.5” foiled chocolate coin. Please go to the section in this web site on chocolate coins for pricing and ordering information.  Bars of chocolate with these and other quotes can be made individually to order; call or email us with your needs and we will provide a cost quote.


Following the “Chocolate Quote” section is a list of some whimsical items available in chocolate.  If you do not find what you want, please inquire.




All items are in "good taste", of course....!


Man cannot live by chocolate alone — but woman can!


*Promise me anything but give me chocolate*


*Love is like chocolate…100% sweet!*


*Life is uncertain — eat dessert first!*


*Survival chocolate*


*I would give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter.*


*My soul’s had enough chicken soup…Now it wants


*I love you more than chocolate itself!*

You had me at CHOCOLATE


There is nothing better than a good friend — except a good friend with chocolate.


*Forget love, let’s fall in chocolate!*


*A balanced diet is a chocolate bar in each hand*


*Life without chocolate would be darkness and chaos*


A balanced diet consists of items from the five major food groups:

dairy, grains, meats, fruits/vegetables, and chocolate.


Coffee.... Chocolate.... Men....

Some things are just better when they're rich!


*Families are like fudge… Mostly sweet with a few nuts*

Nothing chocolate... nothing gained.


*I want chocolate and I want it now!*


*Anything tastes better dipped in chocolate*


*The best things in life are chocolate*


Nobody knows the truffles I've seen!

*EAT ME (Chocolate that knows what it wants)*

*Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!*


*Chocolate is the key to my heart*


*I'll eat anything, as long as it's chocolate*

*Chocolate is my life*


*Save the Earth, It’s the only Planet with Chocolate!*


I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process....

It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?


*Chocolate makes your clothes shrink*

*Chocolate is the question, who cares what the answer is.*


*Just give me the chocolate and no one gets hurt!*


*I love Chocolate*


Ten excuses for eating chocolate:


1. I love it.

2. I love it.

3. I love it.

4. I love it.

5. I love it.

6. I love it.

7. I love it.

8. I love it.

9. I love it.

10. I love it.


(On the other hand, who needs an excuse??)

*I am a woman of many moods...and they all require CHOCOLATE*

*Chocolate is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy*





Tombstones (custom)


Chocoholic Diet Pill

PMS Pill

Horse’s Rear

Texas Doo Drop

Texas Speed Bump (Armadillo)

Lawyer Pacifier (Dollar Sign)

Witch’s cauldron (w/body parts)

Eyeball truffles

Aggie Texas

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